January 2010
94 posts
2010 is gonna suck balls
I’m not pessimistic about it. I’m just expecting the worse so that when 2010 doesn’t suck balls I can say I had a great year. Everyone is saying how it’s going to be a fresh start to a great new year, but they don’t know If they’re going to lose a leg or their car is gonna blow up. So now when something good happens to me next year, atleast it’ll be...
December 2009
60 posts
Posting from the iPod touch is so hard cause I have big thumbs and little touch screen buttons. Technology today is so wild. Who knows what they’ll think of next! I have some inventions that I wish I could patent but they probably aleady exist. Like cameras on the back of motorcycle helmets and an LCD screen on their wind guard. Kinda like iron man so there’s no need to turn the head....
work today...
pretty tight today. free food at claim jumpers and closing at 6 but i leave at 8. merry Christmas eve everyone.
its okay not to believe in santa
“Starting in 1931, magazine ads for Coca-Cola featured St. Nick as a kind, jolly man in a red suit. Because magazines were so widely viewed, and because this image of Santa appeared for more than three decades, the image of Santa most people have today is largely based on our advertising. Before the 1931 introduction of the Coca-Cola Santa Claus created by artist Haddon Sundblom, the image...
A man's testicles produce 72 million sperm a day-...
ohyeahfacts:
(The Most Amazing Book of Useless Facts)
imagine how much of that 72 million just end up in a kleenex
holiday rant
its getting to that point where Christmas is coming up and im becoming more anxious as to what im going to get. even though im a firm believer that Christmas is a celebration of the birth of christ and should only be done so if you are a catholic or christian. anyways even though i contradict what i believe at times, i love giving gifts. the best possible for that matter. but no one seems to apply...
i guess ill share this one.
Sharon Jones &...
did you know?
When male hamsters are put in with other male hamsters that they are not fond of, they establish dominance by either chewing off the others head or genitals? Hamsters are vicious. Also hamsters’ teeth are constantly growing, that’s why they nibble on things alot. I got my brother a hamster today for an early Christmas present and thats why i know that. Enjoy. Happy Holidays!
“i don’t want to tell you what to do or how to be because then i’d...”
what i learned from a street performer in venice...
“have fun in life. cause when you’re having fun, you’re happy. and when you’re happy life is great. but when you’re pissed off, you’re just pissed off.”
current weather in hollywood...
82 degress. fuckin tight fuck you vegas weather
damn…doesnt this song remind you of kill...
rockabillies
i still love seeing rockabillies everywhere i go. were like shooting stars. i still stare in awe everytime i see one. i love the culture, the style and the music. i love it too when other rockabillies come up to tell me theres something happening in the city. i love how the style can simply make people friends. im content with it and hopefully i stick with it for the rest of my life. ive finally...
PAYOW!
fuckin jersey shore and their bullshit
im not...
responsible for the loss of lives nor am i an accessory. God planned for you to die. not me
damn...
princesskimberly:
angeliiimercado:
To every guy that cooks dinner for her. To every guy that regrets hurting her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants. To every guy that’s said, “Sex can wait.” To every guy that’s said, “You’re beautiful.” To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who...
ladies
you dont wear another dudes hat. you wear YOUR dudes hat. thats like if another girl had on your mans coat when she was cold and you had nothing. its something small but not cool
filipino time.
funny how the back of the church was full of filipinos. if you know church is at 12 why are you going to leave your house at 11:56?
“it’s time to stop admiring and start inspiring”
here i come LA. I’ll see you next friday
“we’re two people that weren’t supposed to fall in love. but we did.”
“…she’s not the girl of my dreams. The girl of my dreams would have bigger boobs,...”
– 500 Days of Summer (via dumplingifs) (via loveprima) (via aes-thet-ics) (via xtiane)
Watchwell, the trailer makes it look cool. i love epic footage like this.
more about nothing...
obviously im procrastinating. i once heard that procrastination is just like masturbation. sure it feels good when you’re doing it, but in the end, you should realize that you just fucked yourself. i should wear my black vans more often. break em in and expose them to the scene. i feel like i have so many vans that not all of em get the same kind of exposure to the public. i do love my black...
this is about to be about nothing...
i really don’t have anything important or profound to say right now. it’s just im really tired and super lagging on my final report for my management class. i could just do it and get it over with in like…half an hour, but i choose to ramble about nothing. its funny that people read the things i think about and find it either entertaining, disturbing, or inspirational.
so i...
“I. DROPPED THE SCREW. IN THE TUNA!!!”
Watchi love how insults were so creative back in the day. BANGARANG!!!!
cuts...
“dont even get me started on cuts. especially from paper. cause its like a regular cut but from paper. since when is paper sharp? if they dont allow pocket knives on the plane then why do they allow paper on board? because in all my 12 years, i swear to guacho that i have never cut myself with a pocket knife. but i get like 5 paper cuts a year!”