December 2011
21 posts
You know when I said I knew little about love?...
South West A.G. University.
I got that sauce and I like to partay.
It's selfish to say you don't want to 'lose' them...
Words With Possibilities
Daughter: I wish I could fly.
Me: Then fly.
Daughter: I can't.
Me: Why not?
Daughter: I mean by myself. Not in an airplane.
Me: So do I.
Daughter: Daddy, it's impossible.
Me: Who told you that?
Daughter: Nobody has done it, have they?
Me: I don't know everybody.
Daughter: Nobody has.
Me: Nobody has ever drawn that picture you just drew. You just did something impossible.
Daughter: ...
Me: Know what I think? I think maybe people CAN fly. Because it feels like we can. When I fly in my dreams, it feels right. It feels like something I should be able to do. But we don't know everything about everything. So maybe we just need to figure out what to eat, or say, or think to make us fly.
Daughter: Like happy thoughts?
Me: Exactly. But I'm pretty sure I know what to think if you DON'T want to fly.
Daughter: What?
Me: "I can't fly."
You know when you don't see someone for a long...
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Day 4
By this point into this diet, I’ve devised a meal so incredibly bad, that it’s almost appetizing at the same time.
- a Musubi made from filleted top sirloin steak over rice wrapped with KFC chicken skin (crispy) * dipping sauce may include A1 steak sauce, Srirachi, BBQ sauce, or creamy horseradish
- a Big Mac-like sandwich constructed in the following: a slice of Lou Malnati’s...